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May 27, 2018

NOW WITH ADDED CONDIMENTS

A patron at a Culver's in Arizona felt an unexpected crunch in his mouth while he was eating his burger. He spit the item out - then realized it was a fake fingernail.

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says "Roughage?")

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Rejected plot device for " Haloween XI " .

This is one of those times when "Please, sir, keep this between us or everybody will want a fake fingernail in their burger," just won't work.

But the brave man decided to press on.

Glittery grittery.

Nailed it.

They charged extra for that, didn't they?


Reminds me something about apes having cleaner beds that we do. Maybe we could train them to cook?

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