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Is cow cuddling set to be the next big wellness trend?
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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I’m moooved by the idea
Hey, someone had to say it
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 24, 2018 at 06:54 AM
Can this be combined with
Cattle Aroma Therapy?
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 24, 2018 at 07:00 AM
I thought it was pretty funny until I got to the part where it costs 300$ an hour. Do you get to eat it after?
Posted by: evilroy | May 24, 2018 at 07:18 AM
I believe The Cow Cuddlers is the Gwyneth Paltrow/Jared Leto band.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2018 at 07:38 AM
When it comes to predicting cow fad trends, I'm an udder failure.
Posted by: Jim | May 24, 2018 at 08:02 AM
Anyone wants to buy my "yoga goat"? That goat got to big for my apartment. I can keep the cuddling cow on my balcony, I think.
Posted by: Qaz | May 24, 2018 at 08:06 AM
Qaz -- check with your local Urban Cow Outfitters store for the best balcony solutions.
Someone in our circle posted to FB "Anyone want chickens to raise? We have extras" -- and I resisted the urge to suggest to my wife that bringing chickens to our mix of cats, dogs and fish might help alleviate the upcoming Empty Nest Syndrome with our youngest going to college.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 24, 2018 at 08:25 AM
@NMUA - I hear chicken cuddling will be the next next big wellness trend. Get started now!
Posted by: Snowman | May 24, 2018 at 09:13 AM
I suppose its safer that "Grizzly Cuddling".
Posted by: LeDud | May 24, 2018 at 09:20 AM
If you can get your arms around a cow, maybe you should consider orangutan cuddling.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2018 at 09:26 AM
"It also promotes ‘comfort, mindfulness, builds assertiveness, helps with overcoming fear, builds confidence, lets you be playful and teaches you to set boundaries."
How exactly is this setting boundaries?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 24, 2018 at 09:30 AM
Just make sure it's a consenting cow and whatever you do, do not try to hug a bull.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2018 at 09:40 AM
All that therapy will go down the drain when they won't let you bring your emotional support cow onto the airplane.
I'd love to know what Gary "The Far Side" Larson thinks of this.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 24, 2018 at 10:00 AM
Some cattle need their space.
Posted by: Ralph | May 24, 2018 at 10:30 AM
One good thing about cow therapy is you can tell a cow anything no matter how bad. They've herd it all.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 24, 2018 at 10:32 AM
“Sir, please stop that!”
“It’s ok! It’s called Cow Cuddling!”
“Sir, please step out of the display case and put the ground beef down!”
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 24, 2018 at 11:44 AM
The Cow Cuddlers also opened for the Cowsills.
Posted by: funny man | May 24, 2018 at 11:58 AM
I thought it was going to be related to chewing their cuds.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 24, 2018 at 12:02 PM
I don't recommend boa cuddling...
Posted by: Evil Mr M | May 24, 2018 at 12:18 PM
My wife hates it when I call it that.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | May 24, 2018 at 01:11 PM
An udderly ridiculous idea.
Posted by: fractalist | May 24, 2018 at 03:21 PM
Don't have a cow, man!
Posted by: Brian Duval f/k/a Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 24, 2018 at 03:36 PM
@ Ralph,
And this guy was just a calf.
Posted by: Mikey123 | May 24, 2018 at 06:49 PM
England outlawed this practice.
Too much London dairy air.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Cowabunga! | May 24, 2018 at 11:02 PM