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May 30, 2018

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:29 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he had “an emergency” and he needed some “lady cops” to respond immediately.

(Thanks to Roberto)

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Sounds like a job for Greta. Officer Greta is an 300 pound former sumo wrestler.

Lady Cops is the little known Spike TV spinoff of COPS, right?

And Flathead Country Bachelor is the CMT spinoff of The Bachelor.

^ County

In cop code, this is a 10-69.

Does nursecindy have a male cousin in Kalispell?

Reno Kalispell 911

"11:20 a.m. The theme of abandoned electronics continued...."

Trap, Neuter, Release. It works equally well for electronics and cats at reducing the population.

"2:36 p.m. A Flathead County man called police because his friend has “gone nuts!”"

He was promptly given his own really TV show.

^ reality

Padraig, it's a good possibility.
9:19 a.m. A man was walking down the street with a jacket, combat boots and no pants.
Who among us hasn't at one time or another started dressing in the morning, thought, "What's the point of it all?", and then stopped halfway through?

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