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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Sounds like a job for Greta. Officer Greta is an 300 pound former sumo wrestler.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 30, 2018 at 06:32 AM
Lady Cops is the little known Spike TV spinoff of COPS, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2018 at 07:09 AM
And Flathead Country Bachelor is the CMT spinoff of The Bachelor.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 30, 2018 at 07:51 AM
^ County
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 30, 2018 at 07:51 AM
In cop code, this is a 10-69.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 30, 2018 at 08:30 AM
Does nursecindy have a male cousin in Kalispell?
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2018 at 08:53 AM
RenoKalispell 911Posted by: Allen at Division | May 30, 2018 at 09:00 AM
"11:20 a.m. The theme of abandoned electronics continued...."
Trap, Neuter, Release. It works equally well for electronics and cats at reducing the population.
Posted by: Ralph | May 30, 2018 at 09:17 AM
"2:36 p.m. A Flathead County man called police because his friend has “gone nuts!”"
He was promptly given his own really TV show.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 30, 2018 at 10:55 AM
^ reality
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 30, 2018 at 10:56 AM
Padraig, it's a good possibility.
9:19 a.m. A man was walking down the street with a jacket, combat boots and no pants.
Who among us hasn't at one time or another started dressing in the morning, thought, "What's the point of it all?", and then stopped halfway through?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2018 at 11:03 AM