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May 29, 2018

JESUS 'WOULDN'T BE RIDING A DONKEY'

A prosperity gospel televangelist is asking disciples to “pray about becoming a partner” to his mission of obtaining a $54 million private jet.

(Thanks to funny man and Slim Chance)

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I am holding this guy while nursecindy pounds the living crap out of him.

He will probably get it from his followers

I would like to see his exegesis on Jesus and the Triumphal Entry with the tossing of the moneychangers

It is good to know that there are still people worthy of being held in more contempt than politicians and reporters.

Hold him tighter Jeff!
I'd love to see a giant fist come down from the heavens and just pop people like this in the head until they come to their senses.

Ray Stevens: "Would Jesus Wear A Rolex""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMMBE6KRbI

When asked to go to a church, I rely on a Groucho Marx quote: "I wouldn't join any organization that would have me as a member."
I remember another of his quotes that was popular when I worked in a mental hospital.

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslectic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Somewhere Janis Joplin is cackling with laughter.


Apparently "the Lord's work" can't be done flying coach.

Let us prey, apparently...

He has three other PRIVATE PLANS, but you know, God loves powerful, rich, and insane preachers.

And of course he is right about that 'donkey' thing.

Jesus would be walking. (And was reported to have done so.)


Jesus spoke to me about this in a dream. And He said "No!"

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