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If that were Six Flags, he'd have to wait in queue for 90 minutes for the ride and another 60 minutes for the concession stand.
Posted by: Michael | May 31, 2018 at 11:58 AM
"... This peanut will self-destruct in five seconds..."
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 31, 2018 at 12:16 PM
This is really, really old. Really old.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | May 31, 2018 at 12:53 PM
His neighbor is training his cat to be waiting where the squirrel comes out at the feeder.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2018 at 02:02 PM
Sounds to me like the squirrel trained the guy.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 31, 2018 at 03:04 PM
Rumor has it that those mystery explosions in PA are squirrels digging tunnels into Walmarts.
Now it could be just nuts, but Beware....
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2018 at 03:10 PM
Must be fake news.
Come on, "delicious food" in ENGLAND??
Posted by: tek | May 31, 2018 at 03:59 PM
I know this is a really, really risky thing to do here on the blog, but this is an actual serious comment: this video is an excerpt from a BBC program called “Daring Daylight Robbery” which was produced at least twenty years ago. This program was my first introduction to the existential threat squirrels represent to mankind.
Posted by: John W | May 31, 2018 at 06:14 PM
Will everyone present today please join me in a prayer that the squirrels never learn how to operate a door knob.
Thank you
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 01, 2018 at 07:13 AM