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May 31, 2018

IN THAT CASE, CAPTAIN, YOU ARE FREE TO HAVE SCOTTY BEAM YOU UP

Clearwater man caught masturbating tells officers he's Captain Kirk

(Thanks to James Flynn and Roberto)

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"Highly illogical."

As a publicity stunt, it was a stroke of genius

One of the few living people who makes William Shatner look good!

i'D say he is Captain Jerk (off)

I wonder if this is another case of Ambien making someone stupid. They should give him credit for at least getting the first name right.

If that guy is Captian Kirk, Scotty needs to do a major overhaul on the transporter.

To boldly go....

He kept asking police where was Speck, we hear. They told him he was the Spec-tackle.

And if necessary, they'd taze him.

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