IN THAT CASE, CAPTAIN, YOU ARE FREE TO HAVE SCOTTY BEAM YOU UP
Clearwater man caught masturbating tells officers he's Captain Kirk
(Thanks to James Flynn and Roberto)
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May 31, 2018
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"Highly illogical."
Posted by: Spock | May 31, 2018 at 10:47 AM
As a publicity stunt, it was a stroke of genius
Posted by: JG | May 31, 2018 at 10:50 AM
One of the few living people who makes William Shatner look good!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2018 at 10:58 AM
i'D say he is Captain Jerk (off)
Posted by: Mikey123 | May 31, 2018 at 11:05 AM
I wonder if this is another case of Ambien making someone stupid. They should give him credit for at least getting the first name right.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2018 at 11:15 AM
If that guy is Captian Kirk, Scotty needs to do a major overhaul on the transporter.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2018 at 12:25 PM
To boldly go....
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2018 at 01:21 PM
He kept asking police where was Speck, we hear. They told him he was the Spec-tackle.
And if necessary, they'd taze him.
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2018 at 03:06 PM