HOT DOGS ARE OK

Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns

(Thanks to KJP and Jim Perth)

Comments

[PookieBear]

How about hot dogs?

[nursecindy]

PookieBear, brats would be better.
I was lucky enough to fly over this volcano when it erupted in the 70's. It never occurred to me that roasting marshmallows over it would be a good idea.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Can we send the lava to Washington?
Politicians already make an ash of themselves

[Bill Hudgins]

They wouldn't even ask in Florida.

[Le Petomane]

I was in Alaska when the Augustine volcano blew. You could have roasted an entire herd of moose over that puppy.

[Slim Chance]

We have found the perfect location where they can unload all those "unexpected (but welcome)" carrot dogs.

[fractalist]

However, it should be safe to roast prosperity gospel televangelists.

[ImNotDave]

LAVA DOGS RECIPE
Cooking with lava needs to be supervised by a lawyer.
Recommended procedure:
Lava Dogs:
you will need:
3 Dz Hot dogs (All beef bigger the bun type are best.)
Two rolls of duct tape
one 2X4 7' long
1 case of favorite beer

Assemble:
Attach lawyer to 2X4 using duct tape
Cover lawyer with hot dogs using duct tape
Toss 2X4 assembly into lava being careful not splash.

Order PIZZA and drink BEER.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I have never wanted to roast a marshmallow this much in my life.

We weren't given this option when Mt. St. Helens went up

[Nancy Reyes]

http://www.etiquettehell.com/?p=1971&cpage=2#comment-1011528

tells a story of an encounter with such tourists

[funny man]

As long as Jiffy Pop Popcorn is okay? (PS wear flame retardant gloves, just in case.)