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Darwin just called. They want their award back.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 28, 2018 at 12:46 PM
And now we have an innocent rattlesnake suffering from PTSD.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 28, 2018 at 01:25 PM
Poor bloke. We should fix him up with a nice drink holder for his nerve damaged hand.
Posted by: evilroy | May 28, 2018 at 01:47 PM
Amazingly...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2018 at 02:02 PM
I had a patient walk into the ER one day with a Walmart bag. Inside was a live rattlesnake that had bitten him. After the police got me and the doctor off the ceiling we gave him the anti-venom and sent him to Carolina's Medical Center in Charlotte, NC. Our ER was on the NC/SC border so there's a good chance he was related to this guy.
Here's a tip. If your won friends are telling newspaper reporters that you're stupid, it might be time to up your game.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2018 at 02:49 PM
wonown friends. It's been a long day.Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2018 at 02:52 PM
"I. AM. NOT. A. QUITTER."
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 28, 2018 at 06:18 PM
One of the reasons why rattlesnake juggling never caught on as a parlor game.
Posted by: Rintinglen | May 28, 2018 at 07:42 PM
Most men are proud of their snake. What...????
Posted by: LeDud | May 28, 2018 at 08:18 PM
nursecindy, I didn’t know that Walmart sold rattlesnakes.
Posted by: MOTW | May 28, 2018 at 10:22 PM
NurseCindy: Did he have to pay ten cents extra for the bag?
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 28, 2018 at 11:38 PM
The environmentally correct thing to do these days is to decline to put your just-purchased rattlesnake in a plastic bag. "No thank you, I'll just let him hang onto my hand until anaphylaxis renders me less than stupid" (with smug, holier-than-thou, low-carbon smirk).
Posted by: Michael | May 29, 2018 at 08:04 AM
"If you're too drunk to distinguish a rattlesnake from an alligator, you have no business messing with reptiles of any kind.
Michael Adams, 28, learned that lesson..."
I'm gonna have to wait until after his next nature trip to verify that conclusion.
Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2018 at 09:46 AM
From a different news clip:
Brother 1: "He's a glorious idiot."
Brother 2: "Oh, yeah, alcohol had a lot to do with it."
We're shocked, shocked...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 29, 2018 at 10:33 AM
"Darwin cheated as kayaking booze cruise goes horribly wrong"
anyone have Jeff Foxworthy's email address????
Posted by: maryqos | May 29, 2018 at 03:04 PM