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What's his ERA? I'm willing to be flexible on the whole human thing if he's a good relief pitcher
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 31, 2018 at 11:37 AM
NMUA - Her ERA is outstanding. She throws goose eggs every inning.
But for obvious reasons she can't pitch in the MLB (being, you know...a girl).
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 31, 2018 at 12:07 PM
You need Randy Johnson to deal with those birds. You can find the video on the U-Tube.
Posted by: Qaz | May 31, 2018 at 12:49 PM
So, at the end, did the umpire call a fowl?
Someone had to say it. . .
Posted by: David H | May 31, 2018 at 01:00 PM
I'm pretty sure the umpires should have invoked the infield fly rule on this one.
In case anyone else was worried, I read on another site that the goose was fine and was relocated outside of the ball field.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2018 at 01:11 PM
"Infield fly" indeed. Nice one, NC! *S*
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 31, 2018 at 01:25 PM
My bet is the goose was cooked soon after being relocated into an oven.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2018 at 01:42 PM
Stadium... Pull Up...
Stadium... Pull Up....
Posted by: Another Ralph | May 31, 2018 at 02:47 PM
Goose Gossage was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: fractalist | May 31, 2018 at 03:31 PM