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Naming your tapeworm takes parasites to a who.e new level — a level previously only occupied by lawyers
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 24, 2018 at 07:06 AM
Yikes!
At least I didn't have to look at the picture like his mom did.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2018 at 07:23 AM
They need to have a "Teddy the Tapeworm" bobblehead night.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 24, 2018 at 07:41 AM
SNORK AT BURT!!!
Posted by: ubetcha | May 24, 2018 at 09:05 AM
Five minute major for Unexpected Dumping.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 24, 2018 at 11:04 AM
He's ready for the Twins.
Posted by: Clankie | May 24, 2018 at 01:17 PM
"Teddy the Tapeworm will be appearing at ..."
McLuhan's 15 minutes of Fame rule...
Posted by: funny man | May 24, 2018 at 01:20 PM
When I saw the headline "Hockey Player plays game with Tapeworm", my first thought was "Wow, who knew tapeworms could play hockey?"
Posted by: Another Ralph | May 24, 2018 at 02:03 PM
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Posted by: Le Petomane | May 24, 2018 at 02:51 PM
Le Petomane
Wait. Was that on the HSN last night about 3:22 AM?
Posted by: Nancy Bee | May 24, 2018 at 05:23 PM