« Previous | Main | Next »

May 24, 2018

AND IN SPORTS:

...you don't want to know.

(Thanks to OldPhil)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Naming your tapeworm takes parasites to a who.e new level — a level previously only occupied by lawyers

Yikes!

At least I didn't have to look at the picture like his mom did.

They need to have a "Teddy the Tapeworm" bobblehead night.

SNORK AT BURT!!!

Five minute major for Unexpected Dumping.

He's ready for the Twins.

"Teddy the Tapeworm will be appearing at ..."

McLuhan's 15 minutes of Fame rule...

When I saw the headline "Hockey Player plays game with Tapeworm", my first thought was "Wow, who knew tapeworms could play hockey?"

Order your Teddy Tapeworm right now! They are the only support worms that are guaranteed to help you lose weight. They also make great gifts. All of our Teddy Tapeworms come with monogrammed leashes. But wait, buy two Teddy Tapeworms at the regular price of only $59.95 and we'll send a third one free! Sold only Online from Wormy Wayne's Worm Emporium.

Le Petomane
Wait. Was that on the HSN last night about 3:22 AM?

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise