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May 31, 2018

AFTER 'SLIPPING IN BATHROOM'

A man has had a shower head removed from his rectum

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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"It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one."

I believe he - or several others like him - were treated by nursecindy in her ER days.

He just voided his lifetime guarantee.

Home colonoscopy kit?

You'd be surprised at how many things "accidentally" wind up inside of people. Most of my patients used flashlights. I'm not sure why either.

Why, nursecindy? Because it's dark "where the sun don't shine."

Is cleanliness next to godliness?
No, 'taint.

That was one heckuva enema, Doc.

But was it a low-flow shower head?

Damn near killed 'im.

Cindy, as an (unintentional) expert, at least compared to the rest of us, can you confirm my friend Deb's understanding that most of the (ahem) victims of this are men?

Jeff--to toss in my two cents worth on your observation, I starting thinking: How many women have ever said, "Hold my beer and watch this?"
There is a reason they have a longer lifespan.

Jeff, as much as it pains me, yes they are always men. Single men.

It was Russian hookers, really.

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