ACCORDING TO 'THE BROW WHISPERER'
This season's hottest makeup trends: FAKE FRECKLES and more
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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My cuddle cow looks great in freckles.
Posted by: Jim | May 25, 2018 at 04:14 PM
Want freckles?
What you will need:
One child (less than one year old works best)
One plastic spoon
Chocolate syrup (for brown freckles)
OR
Strawberry syrup (for red freckles)
DIRECTIONS:
Place a small amount of syrup in spoon and attempt to feed child.
It may take several applications to get to get proper effect.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 25, 2018 at 05:02 PM
Finally I'm in style! I've been fighting my freckles and red hair for years.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2018 at 05:29 PM
FAKE FRECKLES (tm) are fashion AND fun rolled into one!
You'll be the envy of parties and the reason for spontaneous and hilarious games of connect the dots on YOUR face!
(This is not pushing the envelope; this is pushing our buttons.)
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 25, 2018 at 05:41 PM
An alternative to taking all that valuable time to paint all those fake freckles is to vomit and burst the blood vessels in your face.
Don't they have spray guns run by an air compressor used to apply make-up these days? I think our receptionists carries the spray gun and compressor in her purse. But if I ever need the security fence painted...
Posted by: manual tomato | May 25, 2018 at 05:43 PM
We used to get that same spotted look when we got chicken pox.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 25, 2018 at 05:45 PM
My mom would have been licking her thumb and scrubbing my face something awful.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 25, 2018 at 05:55 PM
Mom Spit!
World famous cleanser andspot remover.
Known and used for millennia!
Posted by: Nancy Bee | May 25, 2018 at 07:27 PM
Why would someone want to look like Howdy Doody?
Geezer bus tickets who anyone who can name that cow!
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 26, 2018 at 01:40 AM
PB- D0 you mean COWABUNGA?
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 26, 2018 at 06:53 AM
Years of therapy about her freckles were wiped away after nursecindy read the comments under this post. Howdy Doody???
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2018 at 10:47 AM
When I was a kid we did this with magic markers. Mom wasn't pleased, and little did we know we were decades ahead of this "hot" fashion trend.
Posted by: funny man | May 26, 2018 at 11:50 AM
Message to nursecindy:
Surrender Dorothy!
Posted by: fractalist | May 26, 2018 at 02:27 PM
ImNotDave: Sorry, but wrong answer.
The correct answer was "Who was "Clarabell?"
NurseCindy: Not freckles, angel kisses ;)
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 26, 2018 at 03:45 PM
Thank you PirateBoy. I won't smack you now.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2018 at 05:30 PM