A FEEL-GOOD STORY
Sperm donor, 62, who has fathered 65 kids from the back of his van
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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May 25, 2018
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So he drives up, "pleasures himself" in the back of his van, then hands over the syringe?
Not creepy at all!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2018 at 07:12 AM
The Really Good Humor Company.
Posted by: Clankie | May 25, 2018 at 08:05 AM
The story could have made the Lifestyles section if Clive had revealed He was if nothing else, a Sperm Donoring Cow Cuddler.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 25, 2018 at 08:18 AM
Well, when you find something you enjoy its not work anymore.
Posted by: LeDud | May 25, 2018 at 08:37 AM
It's nice to have a hobby. I wonder if the van plays a little song like an ice cream truck? Pop Goes The Weasel might be appropriate in this situation.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2018 at 09:20 AM
Good one, Cindy! He could hand them a (wait for it) Creamsicle to go with it.
*I'm here all week, folks*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2018 at 09:38 AM
I'm sure his own family is thrilled.
"Hey, Billy, I heard it's Career Day at your school. Aren't you gonna ask me to talk to your class?"
"No thanks, Dad."
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 25, 2018 at 10:21 AM
I have a cousin who drives a van and he has this guys record beat. I can't wait to see his expression when he finds out you can actually SELL sperm.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | May 25, 2018 at 12:19 PM
It's all fun and games until they start suing for child support.
Posted by: fractalist | May 25, 2018 at 02:43 PM
Not clear if this is by appointment, or if he just shows up in front of random houses. Prob the former, as the police would likely show up pretty quick otherwise.
From the UK? Oddly enough, they have a peculiar word that exactly describes this character. It begins with a “W”.
Posted by: Seeker | May 27, 2018 at 07:12 AM