THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED, PEOPLE
Britain’s first Flat Earth conference hears final, definite proof that gravity doesn’t exist
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Britain’s first Flat Earth conference hears final, definite proof that gravity doesn’t exist
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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No wonder Flat Earth did a song called Get Ready ...
wait, what?
Posted by: ubetcha | April 30, 2018 at 12:55 PM
All around the world, flat earthers are rejoicing
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 30, 2018 at 01:07 PM
Backs up the theory RAP music existed in the 60's.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 30, 2018 at 01:10 PM
Yummmm, pancakes!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 30, 2018 at 01:12 PM
Well if B.O.B., Tila Tequila, and Freddie Flintoff say it's true then who am I to argue with them? Does anybody know who they are?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2018 at 01:15 PM
Finally the breakthrough that Jeff Bezos was waiting for! Book your seat on his rocket, as he test fired one today
(or was that yesterday)?
This will probably upset Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2018 at 01:23 PM
I was going to suggest that they look at the feed from the Space Station, but Tila would probably say it's Fake News, like the idea that she has a brain.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2018 at 01:28 PM
A rapper, a cricketer, and a Nazi sympathizer walk into a bar.....
Posted by: Slim Chance | April 30, 2018 at 01:41 PM
I fall, therefore it exists.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 30, 2018 at 01:49 PM
It's interesting to know we are falling up, creating gravity. If we just could slow down the rate of falling up, we could all lose maybe 30 pounds or so.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2018 at 01:57 PM
I think some people have been ingesting too many "magic pancake things," IYKWIM.
But now I'm depressed because I was counting on gravity to explain my continuous weight gain.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 30, 2018 at 02:03 PM
Wanderer- Whether from gravity or from the effects of "Falling up," either way, it's not weight gain- it is compression. I noticed this effect for the first time when I was in my mid-30's. I think the planet must be accelerating, too, as the bulge around my middle has increased in girth.
Posted by: C. Robbin | April 30, 2018 at 02:40 PM
I would counter them with this scenario: Drink 10 beers. Do you fall to the ground or throw up in your car ? QED.
Posted by: LeDud | April 30, 2018 at 03:30 PM
Gravity brings me down.l
Posted by: mikey123 | April 30, 2018 at 03:47 PM
Actually, if gravity doesn't exist, it's not 'settled' at all.
Posted by: mesmo | April 30, 2018 at 04:18 PM
Former reality show star and model Tila Tequila is perhaps less of a surprising Flat Earth believer – as she’s known for bizarre and disturbing behaviour.
I don't think Tila is particularly qualified to discuss the flatness of anything, IYKWIM.
Posted by: fractalist | April 30, 2018 at 04:21 PM
The clouds wrap, the thunder claps.
Posted by: El Plita | April 30, 2018 at 04:29 PM
..and rats love “cooked” (not boiled) eggs.
Posted by: El Plita | April 30, 2018 at 04:39 PM
Without gravity there is no relativity. And wouldn’t life be easier without relatives.
Posted by: Snowman | April 30, 2018 at 05:27 PM
My belly will be glad to hear that.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2018 at 06:51 PM
Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | April 30, 2018 at 09:45 PM
With God hanging it all on nothing, don’tcha think he can just put people and things here.
Posted by: Mindforb | April 30, 2018 at 10:38 PM
“In a speech, NHS worker David Marsh claims he has disproved planetary motion, using a Nikon camera and an app from his back garden.”
You can grow apps in your garden? Who knew? All this time I thought they came from the app store.
Posted by: Chuck | April 30, 2018 at 11:50 PM
Not He Size?
Posted by: Chattertail | May 01, 2018 at 01:09 AM
The FOsterCareWorker believes in he balls, upfront and downright open. I wonder. If. Jupiter. is a home Mr.Naked .heballs
Posted by: Chattertail | May 01, 2018 at 01:21 AM
Forever LOnly?
Posted by: Gumball | May 01, 2018 at 01:32 AM
Live On.
Posted by: Gumball | May 01, 2018 at 01:45 AM
I do believe in peat, i do believe in peat...
Posted by: Cannonball | May 01, 2018 at 02:05 AM
They're wrong. It's turtles all the way down.
Posted by: Ralph | May 01, 2018 at 02:48 AM
Flat earth, magical thinking, conspiracy theories, climate change denial, the Donald; it's all connected. People are creating their own little world with different rules.
To bad it doesn't correspond to what is observed.
Posted by: evilroy | May 01, 2018 at 08:06 AM
So the discworld books are actually historical documents? I always suspected that to be true.
Posted by: WVPlantman | May 01, 2018 at 09:15 AM