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April 26, 2018

NOW (TWITCH) YOU (TWITCH) TELL US (TWITCH)

No, electrocuting yourself into losing weight isn’t a good idea

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Especially when you get cake afterwards.

... that says "Sorry I Tased You".

"Welcome to the Electric Weight Loss House of Pain. My name is Lilith and I will be your friendly torturer for the evening. Would the gentleman prefer AC or DC current?"

Hey, Father's Day is coming!

Le Petomane: Lilith may have been the name of the cop who tased fireman George MacDonald. Ironically, he got to have his cake and eat it too.

If a guy were to shock himself and stare at boobs at the same time He may live like forever. Consuming a few links of that Anus sausage when the time is near might add on a few hours too.

I'm amazed no one has said that this story is shocking. Any idea of how much weight you can lose if you do this? I'm asking for a friend. For women it could be a win-win situation. Lose weight and get a perm all at the same time!

Weight...? Who the heck needs to lose weight ?


If the shock collar is turned up high enough the weight will go down.

Fried-in-the-mouth donuts.

I would connect an electric wire to the fridge handle, if your significant other or children eat too much. And I am sure you could buy electric cattle prods on EBay. You could name it "The Food Saver".

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