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April 30, 2018

IT WAS HIS ONLY VIABLE OPTION

Police say a 58-year-old Florida man shot at his roommate because he was angry about cat hair being on the couch.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Completely understandable.

But how exactly is it "robbery with a firearm"?


This story does have a happy ending.

The man met the Popeye's Chicken window smasher woman through an online dating website. They plan to wed this July and the naked ATV driver will officiate the ceremony. He will be wearing a bow tie.

I'm glad they published a stock photo of a cat so readers would know what they look like.

Why didn't he shoot at the cat ?

If he had wounded the cat, it would have been carried out by paramedics on a kitty litter.

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