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Britain’s first Flat Earth conference hears final, definite proof that gravity doesn’t exist
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Britain’s first Flat Earth conference hears final, definite proof that gravity doesn’t exist
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Driving on Nepal's waterfall road.
(Thanks to Greg Snow, who says "You are now free to unclench your ass.")
Rogue cat named Pepper rescued after running loose in JFK International Airport for 8 days
(Thanks to Steven Pudlo)
Trucker gets lost in the woods with truck full of chips, doesn’t eat any
(Thanks to Jane Linderman and Matt Filar)
Truck carrying Starbucks products to Washington was also hauling 126 pounds of meth
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
There's a rogue bog running, or at least floating, amok in Minnesota.
(Thanks to John Hayden)
Be alert for giant rolling ducks.
(Thanks to Rudolph)
Police stop golf course brawl that involved weapons and resulted in broken bones
(Thanks to Steve K.)
Farewell, No. 16: scientists left 'miserable' after world's oldest spider dies aged 43
Guess the continent.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Pumpkin, DaninDallas, Rob Simbeck, coscolo, elseabs, Al Barkafski, Michael Parry, Jim Kenaston and Le Petomane)
Naked man on ATV leads police on wrong-way, highway chase in Kansas City
(Thanks to Ron W. And Kevin Smith)
Woman smashes Popeyes window with chair because store wouldn't let her order Wendy's special
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Kim Jong Un is bringing his own toilet to the Koreas summit
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Researchers can now keep a pig's brain alive outside of its body
(Thanks to Chris Johnson)
Suspect flees police on motorcycle with 'XFELON' license plate
(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who says “There's not one person on this blog that doesn't know where this guy was headed.”)
Police officer covered in mud from wrestling escaped pig
(Thanks to funny man)
For the love of God, do not click here.
(Thanks to John Lobert and Le Petomane)
Truck plunges into Cape canal after driver attempts to jump over it
(Thanks to Jane Linderman, who says "Hold my beer.")
Powder seized by police after car crash was human remains, not heroin
(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Le Petomane)
Adventurer Plops A Wriggling Grub Into His Ear And Lets It Eat His Excess Ear Wax
(Thanks to Chris Johnson)
Key Quote: “Most of my troubles have occurred when I've been consuming alcohol.”
(Thanks to Brian Tremblay)
0.5K charity road race in Texas starts and ends with a beer
(Thanks to Wolverine)
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "There but by the grace of God went I a few years back. We've played soccer at either the middle school or the high school and I turned into the other one when the GPS said to turn.")
No, electrocuting yourself into losing weight isn’t a good idea
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Bizarre four-foot 'mutant' florescent fish spotted in lake - and no-one can explain what it is
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Crawfish escape restaurant, run for freedom in parking lot
(Thanks to Noah Spicker)
Woman uses someone else’s urine for drug test, fails anyway
(Thanks to Bill Carver)
Disney erects giant Woody at Hollywood Studios
(Thanks to Peter [heh] Metrinko)
Dad helps son remove loose tooth with crossbow
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "We're gonna need a bigger skillet.")
Disturbingly Hilarious Pictures Of Bearded Men Looking Straight Up
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Reported rattlesnake turns out to be rubber cobra
(Thanks to Ralph)
The Penn State Outing Club, originally founded in 1920, announced last week that the university will no longer allow the club to organize outdoor, student-led trips starting next semester. The hiking, camping and other outdoors-focused activities the student-led club has long engaged in are too risky, the university’s offices of Student Affairs and Risk Management determined.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says “And talking is too dangerous for the Debate Club.”)
Man on forklift prevents keg of beer from hitting the ground
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Unfortunate typo on sausage packet
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Flaming cheese sets off sprinklers at Baltimore's Cava Mezze restaurant
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says “Flaming Cheese toured with Bread.”)
Robot vacuum caught gettin' it on with bathroom scale
(Thanks to Ralph)
Do not click here.
(Thanks to ImNotDave)
12-year-old Got in a Fight With His Mom, So He Took Her Credit Card and Ran Away to Bali
(Thanks to Jon Harris, MOTW and Matt Filar)
Goose attacks Michigan high school golfer
(Thanks to Michael Parry and GonzoJhawk)
Man Battered Boyfriend With Singing Fish
(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Ralph)
The 2018 European Stone Stacking Championships
(Thanks to The Perts)
Hernando County commissioner arrested on prostitution charges
(Thanks to D. Shey)