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April 23, 2018

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Hernando County commissioner arrested on prostitution charges

(Thanks to D. Shey)

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"in exchange for letting Nicholson have sex with his wife on Tuesdays and Saturdays,"

Did this remind anyone else of a line in "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes" by Crosby, Stills & Nash?

A real-life Hernando's Hideaway

Next time, don't charge, pay cash

"On Tuesdays, Nicholson paid the Surettes $100 and on Saturdays, $200, for sex with Valerie Surette." I wonder if there was also an early-bird special? A senior discount?

"No, I said I was late for work!"

"Nicholson was wearing gray sweat pants with a hole in the front, exposing himself to deputies, they said."

Or, as it's known in County Commission meetings, "Casual Friday" attire.

I misread the headline. I thought he was arrested for being the prostitute — like most of the congresscritters.

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