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April 24, 2018

CRIME OF THE CENTURY SO FAR

A Texas man has been sentenced to 50 years in prison for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas over nine years.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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I saw Escamilla & the County-Funded Fajitas open for Los Lonely Boys and Willie Nelson at BurritoFest '16.

Tasty show.


In Florida this would be a resume enhancer.

Question:
Johnny has stolen $1.2 million worth of fajitas, how many antacid tablets will Johnny need to prevent a gastrointestinal explosion?

Let's see, $1.2M fajitas divided by nine years; that works out to be about 2 billion fajitas per day. What was he trying to do, feed the Oregon license plate whale?

If he ever makes it out of jail alive, nothing will be left but a soft shell of a man.

If he had stolen bean and beef burritos, he would have been caught the first week.

Another silent but deadly crime foiled.

After he was sentenced the man was heard saying, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
*Flags down Geezer bus*

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