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I saw Escamilla & the County-Funded Fajitas open for Los Lonely Boys and Willie Nelson at BurritoFest '16.
Tasty show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2018 at 06:50 AM
In Florida this would be a resume enhancer.
Posted by: Slim Chance | April 24, 2018 at 06:54 AM
Question:
Johnny has stolen $1.2 million worth of fajitas, how many antacid tablets will Johnny need to prevent a gastrointestinal explosion?
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 24, 2018 at 07:08 AM
Let's see, $1.2M fajitas divided by nine years; that works out to be about 2 billion fajitas per day. What was he trying to do, feed the Oregon license plate whale?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | April 24, 2018 at 08:43 AM
If he ever makes it out of jail alive, nothing will be left but a soft shell of a man.
Posted by: ThyNameBeSimplisticMoose | April 24, 2018 at 09:07 AM
If he had stolen bean and beef burritos, he would have been caught the first week.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 24, 2018 at 09:39 AM
Another silent but deadly crime foiled.
Posted by: fractalist | April 24, 2018 at 02:08 PM
After he was sentenced the man was heard saying, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
*Flags down Geezer bus*
Posted by: nursecindy | April 24, 2018 at 02:28 PM