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April 16, 2018


Burglary allows 16 kangaroos to escape from zoo



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Kangaroos don't exist.

Search through drawers and cupboards, but first, roo roo.

@clankie - Santa Claus, kangaroos, Eskimos and Australians are all imaginary creatures.

That burglar will roo the day he pulled this caper.

Too bad they didn't let loose the lions and then stay for dinner.

What's the big deal? Roos are to Australia as squirrels are to North America. Just go out and round up a few more.

Since Australia no longer exists, therefore kangaroos no longer exist, so this must be a fictional story. Nothing to see here, just move along.

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