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April 26, 2018

AND ‘BODILY SECRETIONS ON HER PATIO WINDOW’

A Florida woman who was awakened early yesterday by the “sounds of loud moaning” discovered a naked man sprawled out on her deck with massage oil and a sex toy

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Lol Oh boy. What a sight that must of been.

Ew. Sanitize everything!

"Yeah that's him, He's the guy who held up the bank. The bullet proof glass pretty much saved the teller."

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

He could have been arrested for impersonating a Massachusetts politician

You may now have him delivered to your car's trunk.

Fluoridation of our water and polluting our precious bodily fluids coupled with choosing DC currant in an electrocution weight loss dungeon can cause the same side effects this guy is exhibiting.


Before he was carted off to the pokey I would have made him clean my patio door. Several times.

Sounds of Loud Moaning opened for Butthole Surfers.

He made bad decisions....that's all.

If I had a nickel...

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