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April 29, 2018

ADVISORY TO DES MOINES MOTORISTS:

Be alert for giant rolling ducks.

(Thanks to Rudolph)

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Police suspect fowl play.

Husband: Honey I'm going to be a little late coming home. There's a giant yellow duck rolling down the middle of the road.
Wife: I want a divorce.

"OK,I'll need to see your drivers license and proof of insurance. Then I'll need you to step out of the vehicle and take a few tests for me.
I must say that your claiming you ran off the road and hit the only tree on the block was because you had to dodge a giant rolling yellow duck is one I've never heard before."

Whya no chicken?

Common, Jake. It's Des Moines.

This is how (I think I read it somewhere) rolling ducks pleasure themselves. Watch out (however) for the Giant Ernie when he tries to set "rubber duckie" right again!

I watch the puppy bowl during that other game....

OOPS! Wrong thread. This may be case for the wet noodle in the face administered by Judi

The Rolling Ducks is a tribute band for The Beatles.

A rolling duck gathers no . . .
Sorry I got nothing.

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