WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?
New York Is Literally Running Out of Cheetos
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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March 25, 2018
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Holy crap!
Of the ones still delivering Cheetos, the Post adds that some especially desperate store owners, meanwhile, have resorted to ambushing them on their routes to try to bum chips or pretzels.
It's practically "Road Warrior" out there. (o_O)
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 25, 2018 at 03:23 PM
Damn you, President Trump!
Stop hoarding.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2018 at 04:50 PM
The UN is *in* New York, Dave. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | March 25, 2018 at 06:21 PM
There is a story about a man who goes to the doctor complaining of an orange penis. The doctor gloves up and examines the man and he does, in fact, have an orange penis.
"I've never seen this before," the doc says. "I could do tests, but lets start with environmental causes. Tell me a little about yourself."
"I'm single, live in a small apartment, never go out. Most nights I stay home in my bathrobe, drink beer, watch porn, munch on Cheetos.."
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 25, 2018 at 07:26 PM
There will be chaos in the streets! Thousands of food crazed zombies lurching through the city in quest of Cheetos. Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Rintinglen | March 26, 2018 at 02:04 AM
"Delivery truck drivers' pay was cut by a third, prompting many to quit."
Capitalism at work.
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2018 at 10:07 AM
Little bias in the article, there. Drivers in rural areas are getting a healthy raise as salaries equalize. That's rampant socialism!
Posted by: N.N. | March 26, 2018 at 02:12 PM