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March 25, 2018

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

New York Is Literally Running Out of Cheetos

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Holy crap!

Of the ones still delivering Cheetos, the Post adds that some especially desperate store owners, meanwhile, have resorted to ambushing them on their routes to try to bum chips or pretzels.

It's practically "Road Warrior" out there. (o_O)

Damn you, President Trump!

Stop hoarding.

The UN is *in* New York, Dave. Coincidence? I think not.

There is a story about a man who goes to the doctor complaining of an orange penis. The doctor gloves up and examines the man and he does, in fact, have an orange penis.
"I've never seen this before," the doc says. "I could do tests, but lets start with environmental causes. Tell me a little about yourself."
"I'm single, live in a small apartment, never go out. Most nights I stay home in my bathrobe, drink beer, watch porn, munch on Cheetos.."

There will be chaos in the streets! Thousands of food crazed zombies lurching through the city in quest of Cheetos. Oh the humanity!

"Delivery truck drivers' pay was cut by a third, prompting many to quit."

Capitalism at work.

Little bias in the article, there. Drivers in rural areas are getting a healthy raise as salaries equalize. That's rampant socialism!

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