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March 31, 2018

THIS HAPPENED IN AUSTRALIA, SO NATURALLY IT WAS VENOMOUS

Fisherman gets excited when he hooks a big one… only to discover he's latched onto a LAWNMOWER

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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"He hauled it back to the marina but it was gone by the time he got a trailer."
Yeah sure, it's always the big ones that get away.

Cleansing the oceans, one lawnmower at a time.

Maybe someone that it was a piece of art

All together now -- "You call that a lawnmower? THIS is a lawnmower!"

"I am NOT Cleaning THAT!" his wife was reported to have said, assuming he had a wife.

OK SNORK EVERYONE

"Lawnmower" he said softly, aloud, "I'll stay with you until I am dead.”

-Not The Old Man and the Sea

The boy came to the Old man pushing a lawnmower. It had been three months since the Old man had mowed a lawn and all of the people in the village said he was 'malo suerte' or bad luck when it came to mowing lawns. The Old man looked at the boy and then he looked at the lawnmower. He knew this was not going to be a good day.

Some bad Hemingway remembered. Thanks, PirateBoy.

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