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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That's not the part of me that needs "lifting." And that's all I'm going to say about that.
Posted by: C. Robbin | March 29, 2018 at 11:07 AM
Is there a Kardashian size...?
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2018 at 11:50 AM
Clankie, see article on the Crane.
Posted by: mikey123 | March 29, 2018 at 12:13 PM
Change "butt" with "gut" for most men.
Posted by: LeDud | March 29, 2018 at 12:14 PM
For me, this would have to violate several known laws of physics.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 29, 2018 at 01:22 PM
I saw them open for Hendrix.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2018 at 01:36 PM
“Ours is spongy, like a real butt.”
You say that like it's something to be proud of...
Ladies, do you like guys with "spongy" butts?
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2018 at 01:54 PM
"Hey, you're looking pretty nice".
"Yeah, I'm doing some heavy lifting".
Posted by: fractalist | March 29, 2018 at 04:38 PM