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March 25, 2018


15 Years of Collecting Rhino Semen Is Finally Paying Off

(Thanks to Stella Rondo)


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DIHR, Doused In Rhino Semen opened for Nirvana.

I may possibly have it backwards, Nirvana opened for DIRH.

DIRS, pronounced Dirs, added Semen and the rest is history.

And all this time his friends just thought he was weird.

So, happy ending?

If they say so.

It couldn't possibly pay off enough.

After 12 years things were looking pretty sticky, but they held on for the big payoff.

So you are saying I should've collected rhino semen instead of Pez Dispensers? I had about 20 of them.

And I thought I had really sucky tasks as a grad assistant

Dammit, Jim: I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian! Where's the nearest red shirt?

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