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March 29, 2018

‘PROPONENTS ARE GETTING EXCITED ABOUT IT’

Men are ‘zapping’ their penises to treat erectile dysfunction

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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This is shocking news.

I suspect our dominating teacher from NJ will be happy to assist with this.

I wouldn't try this at home without medical supervision and some strong drugs.

If this doesn't work you could try the crane.

If this doesn't work you could try the crane.

Does it make a difference if you use A/C or D/C electricity?

Don't Zap it with soft music like the tune Diary from David Gates and Bread. He sang and excited like a total Putz.

" It's alive ! It's alive ! "

This explains so much, right President Trump?

Is there anything 'penises' can't do?

Oh yeah, that.

Zappers free-styling could be a bit painful.

Frank Zappa approves.

Cue: "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel

Not really zapping. More like an annoying, persistent alarm clock that yells really loud over and over to your manhood, "HEY, WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM".

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