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March 26, 2018


Slices of dried ketchup are here to stop your burger going soggy

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Ketchup rollups. Ew.

Not sure this ketchup idea cuts the mustard.

I'll show myself out.

I wanted to see a Dried Ketchup show, but I could never quite catch up to them. (Which reminds me of the joke in Pulp Fiction.)

Do they need to be refrigerated?

Order 10,000 slices for your doomsday bunker

Now we need squeeze bread in a tube.

wanderer's comment beat me to it.

This is so wrong.

The only individually wrapped slice that belongs on a hamburger is processed American cheese product, as written in the Book Of Kraft.

Can dried mustard strips be far behind?

I'm holding out for dried mayo-strips.

Well, tomatoes are a fruit. Product looks exactly like fruit leather. Looks like they need to market it to kids.

Ketchup doesn't make a burger soggy -- the hamburger makes a burger soggy. Slices of dried hamburger are already available. It's called dog food.

and for dessert:

"Y'all stop complainin' and pass me th' slices of dried beer."

butt food fans?

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