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March 30, 2018


Ozzy Osbourne joins Alamogordo Chamber of Commerce

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)


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Remember the Alamogordo.

He immediately accused the Mayor of being a Fairie Wearing Boots and bit his head off.

I watched an episode of The Osbournes a few years ago and Ozzy had trouble finding the bathroom in his own house. This should be interesting.

Well I'm sure the armadillos will be very happy... What...?

The mind does truly boggle...not as much as Ozzie's, of course, but still... .

How on earth will they understand what he is saying?

Let's all take the Crazy Train to go visit him. I suspect he's the conductor.

Did he take a leak while he was there?

The local Roswell space aliens claim Ozzy is actually one of them, suffering with "adjustment problems."

That's the location of the first atomic bomb test "the Trinity", in 1945; a few months before Hiroshima. And then the Aliens landed nearby, and now Ozzie. I am sure that there is a logical chain of events there, I just don't know how to piece it together.

Qaz: I strongly suspect that Ozzie has been bombed, many times.

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