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March 31, 2018

MOTHER'S DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

This Set of 40 Life-Size Amish Wax Figures Could Be Yours

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

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It would be a perfect gift for "Mother's in Law Day".

Who would buy anything that looks like it's been binge watching Springer ?

Everybody step back. These babies are mine!

Many Amish pass through Chicago’s Union Station — they would fit right in

And they make great Scarecrows! Now with added fibers!

--From the infomercial (which may or may not exist)

I hope Stephen King sees this ad before they're all sold.

I always wanted to see waxed Amish, and now I am disappointed.

A little costume change, a bit of glued-on theatrical hair —
and you've got hobbits!

You all heard nurse cindy:

STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE AMISH!

Now I can recreate the wet bonnet contests they have!

NC just wants the life sized Harrison Ford figurine. None of them look like Kelly McGillis.

♪ We been seein' most our kin
     Livin' in an Amish paraffin ♪

Is just me that thought of Halloween candles when I saw them?

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