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March 28, 2018

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS:

Chess Boxing.

(Thanks to The Perts)

We may have blogged about this before, but we don't care, because: Chess Boxing!

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Not any weirder than the biathlon (combination of cross-country skiing and rifle shooting).

Just don't ask your opponent to "king me!'

The knight has a mean left rook.

Golf can not be far behind.

In old Tombstone, Arizona people played a version of this only they used a deck of cards and nickle plated pistols. Movies were made off that game. Chess boxing is just too slow moving to attract Hollywood.

What I really want to see is Full-Contact Monopoly.

I'm guessing they have weight divisions. Do they have IQ divisions too ?

" one mustn't be afraid of being punched..."

They're punched; the fans are bored.

If they add beer drinking to it then it should definitely be in the Olympics.

Better yet, eliminate the boxing and go with chess jello shots.

Rocky: I can't do it.

Adrian: What?

Rocky: I can't beat him.

Adrian: Apollo?

Rocky: Yeah. I been out there walkin' around, thinkin'. I mean, who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league.

Adrian: What are we gonna do?

Rocky: I gotta try the Flohr-Mikenas-Carls Variation of the English Opening.

Cheesewiz - Speed golf is already a thing.

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