MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:54 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 because they were convinced that someone had snuck a device into their home that makes everything shake.

Also:

4:08 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported finding a Craigslist ad “calling for all clowns to rise up” and meet at Woodland Park later that day. The “clowns” were also advised to “bring your tools.”

(Thanks to Roberto)

Comments

[C. Robbin]

It appears that Kalispell is descending into chaos.

[LeDud]

I bet the taverns do a good business in that county.

[Qaz]

The Clown Uprising would be a very scary event. But what "tools" are clown using?

[wiredog]

Isn't The Clown Uprising at Coachella this year?

[wanderer2575]

In other news, area department stores reported a run on seltzer bottles and twisting balloons.

[funny man]

Some clowns are tools, IYKWIMAITYD...

Just ask our resident expert, Stephen King....

[funny man]

Also:
4:44 p.m. A Kalispell resident had questions about social media.

I mean, who doesn't?

[Le Petomane]

And all of Flathead County is awaiting The Silence of the Dog.

[Cheesewiz]

The shaking may have be from a GainsWave patient zapping his penis.

[fractalist]

The last time they called for "clowns" to "rise up", the Pillsbury Doughboy showed up instead.

[Azy]

Juggalo gathering in the park. Tools = hatchet and a 40oz. And if you're sane, stay the heck away from there, cause there's bound to be mayhem!

[Stixnstonz]

The clown uprising will be televised live on C-Span. Check local listings.

[Clankie]

All this because the washing machine is dancing around the laundry room...?