LOUISIANA GENDER REVEAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR
In a video posted to Facebook on March 25, and which has now been seen more than 1.6 million times, the proud papa gently taps a big mama-jama of an alligator on the nose before popping a watermelon in his mouth. The gator immediately clamps down on the melon, which is filled with blue goo to indicate their new baby's gender.
(Thanks to Patty Villanova)
What???? Not Florida? You guys are falling behind there.
Posted by: mikey123 | March 28, 2018 at 10:43 AM
"Sally" then helped to reveal Bubba's gender, when she clamped down on his leg, and he screamed like a little girl.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 28, 2018 at 11:30 AM
We need to ask Nurse Cindy if the alligator baby gender test is approved by most insurance companies. Personally, I have doubts.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2018 at 11:32 AM
I am unwilling to use "reveal" as a noun.
But we now have a hybrid geezer bus.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 28, 2018 at 11:38 AM
These gender classification parties will soon be illegal. Especially with gators.
Posted by: LeDud | March 28, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Suitcase and handbag the proud parents of a wallet.
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2018 at 12:12 PM
Le Petomane I'm not sure if this is covered by most insurance companies but I do know we charged extra for this in the emergency room. A lot extra.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2018 at 01:28 PM
The rabbit died. It was chomped.
Posted by: fractalist | March 28, 2018 at 02:23 PM
I'm still shaking my head overthe sign some ditz was carrying in the demonstrations last weekend: "Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade."
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2018 at 07:07 PM
"...the proud papa gently taps a big mama-jama of an alligator on the nose before popping a watermelon in his mouth."
That dude must have one BIG mouth.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 29, 2018 at 10:33 AM