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March 28, 2018


In a video posted to Facebook on March 25, and which has now been seen more than 1.6 million times, the proud papa gently taps a big mama-jama of an alligator on the nose before popping a watermelon in his mouth. The gator immediately clamps down on the melon, which is filled with blue goo to indicate their new baby's gender.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)


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What???? Not Florida? You guys are falling behind there.

"Sally" then helped to reveal Bubba's gender, when she clamped down on his leg, and he screamed like a little girl.

We need to ask Nurse Cindy if the alligator baby gender test is approved by most insurance companies. Personally, I have doubts.

I am unwilling to use "reveal" as a noun.

But we now have a hybrid geezer bus.

These gender classification parties will soon be illegal. Especially with gators.

Suitcase and handbag the proud parents of a wallet.

Le Petomane I'm not sure if this is covered by most insurance companies but I do know we charged extra for this in the emergency room. A lot extra.

The rabbit died. It was chomped.

I'm still shaking my head overthe sign some ditz was carrying in the demonstrations last weekend: "Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade."

"...the proud papa gently taps a big mama-jama of an alligator on the nose before popping a watermelon in his mouth."

That dude must have one BIG mouth.

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