FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
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March 28, 2018
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If it's a Gantry crane, can I name it Elmer?
Thank you...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 28, 2018 at 11:01 AM
But I already bought a blimp.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 28, 2018 at 11:20 AM
Is it Prime?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2018 at 11:22 AM
I don't need a cane just yet, thank you very much.
What? Oh...
Dad needs bifocals.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 28, 2018 at 11:25 AM
I'm with Burt Mackin on this. Send dad a copy of the Burt Lancaster classic movie, Elmer Gantry. It will not only fit in his house, but also the HMO won't make him move.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2018 at 11:25 AM
Chicago last minute vote delivery machine.
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2018 at 12:10 PM
Buried in the text is shipping information:
Transportation is estimated to consist of 65-70 tractor trailers (estimated weight in excess of 1,100 tons) and will include oversize loads
Prime would be a pretty good deal.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 28, 2018 at 12:46 PM
Ideal for building your arch-villain secret lair...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 28, 2018 at 01:34 PM
Don't feel bad Stixnstonz, I thought it said cane too.
I have enough junk in my garage without cramming a crane in there too. Plus those 65-70 tractor trailers would probably come to deliver about 5 minutes after I left the house to go to the grocery store. I don't think my porch is big enough for all the boxes.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2018 at 01:39 PM
It wouldn't work, Allen. With that thing, your secret lair would be visible from orbit.
Posted by: fractalist | March 28, 2018 at 02:27 PM
NC - At least you wouldn't have to worry about punks stealing the packages off the porch while you're gone.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 28, 2018 at 02:52 PM
Be a hit at the local scrapyard!
Posted by: N.N. | March 28, 2018 at 03:49 PM
You load 5000 tons, and what do you get?
Another day older, and a travel reset....
Posted by: Ralph | March 29, 2018 at 12:23 AM
Dad needs an Uber, not a Lift....
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 29, 2018 at 12:42 AM
Ralph - you won't need a reservation on the bus any longer. For that one, you get a lifetime pass.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 29, 2018 at 10:36 AM
Would you call it Elmer?
Posted by: mikey123 | March 29, 2018 at 12:11 PM