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March 28, 2018

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Maybe Dad needs a crane.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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If it's a Gantry crane, can I name it Elmer?

Thank you...

But I already bought a blimp.

Is it Prime?

I don't need a cane just yet, thank you very much.
What? Oh...
Dad needs bifocals.

I'm with Burt Mackin on this. Send dad a copy of the Burt Lancaster classic movie, Elmer Gantry. It will not only fit in his house, but also the HMO won't make him move.

Chicago last minute vote delivery machine.

Buried in the text is shipping information:

Transportation is estimated to consist of 65-70 tractor trailers (estimated weight in excess of 1,100 tons) and will include oversize loads

Prime would be a pretty good deal.

Ideal for building your arch-villain secret lair...

Don't feel bad Stixnstonz, I thought it said cane too.
I have enough junk in my garage without cramming a crane in there too. Plus those 65-70 tractor trailers would probably come to deliver about 5 minutes after I left the house to go to the grocery store. I don't think my porch is big enough for all the boxes.

It wouldn't work, Allen. With that thing, your secret lair would be visible from orbit.

NC - At least you wouldn't have to worry about punks stealing the packages off the porch while you're gone.

Be a hit at the local scrapyard!

You load 5000 tons, and what do you get?
Another day older, and a travel reset....

Dad needs an Uber, not a Lift....

Ralph - you won't need a reservation on the bus any longer. For that one, you get a lifetime pass.

Would you call it Elmer?

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