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March 27, 2018


The police alleged that shortly after the Keke NAPEP operator collected the two N50 notes from the cook, he raised the alarm that the cook had taken his penis with the two N50 notes he gave to him and started fighting the innocent man to return his penis back to him.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Men: It's all right to click. It's only a false alarm of missing penis.

Never figured out that "got yer nose" dad trick either.

The Keke NAPEP Operators did a great cover version of Tommy Tutone's 867-5309/Jenny.

"The suspects were charged...on a three-count charge of raising false alarm of missing penis.
Clear violation of the Penal Code.

This story would make the news in Flathead County. However, in Flathead County the penis would still be on the lam.

I think that's the Nigerian prince who said he make me rich.

Banagana ??? Is he related to Roseanna?

"The source said that during investigation, police discovered that the penis of the complainant was not missing."

"Oh, that's where it went. My bad."

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