CSI: LONG ISLAND

Suffolk County district judge apologizes, admits he's serial underwear stealer

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(Thanks to Stella Rondo, Another Ralph, Michael Parry, Chris Elzi and Al Barkafski)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

In Cook County (Illinois), stealing underwear wouldn’t cause much of a problem

[ImNotDave]

What kind of cereal is this underwear made of?
Oh, ser.. Never mind.

[Steve K.]

I saw Underwear Stealers open for Bare Naked Ladies.

[funny man]

He just loved going over her briefs...maybe too much!

[manual tomato]

Incredibly no mention of the amount of years you can spend behind bars in this stand-out clarification on the subject.

[Le Petomane]

Fetishism can cause really bad problems if left untreated. In my years working in mental hospitals I found there are others. Dendrophilia,falling in love with trees is rough but objectophilia, falling madly in love with inanimate objects such as trash cans or telephone poles can really mess a person up. Another hospital had a guy who was madly in love with a clock. It was a grandfather clock, not a cuckoo.

[Loudmouth]

Shorts in the tort courts.

[Marc]

Reminds me that there are more episodes of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in to binge watch. I know this a geezer moment but who remembers "Here comes the Judge"?

[PirateBoy]

Le Petomane: It wasn't, but he was?

[PirateBoy not the RainMan]

Oh oh. Shorts on the highway.

[Stixnstonz]

"They reportedly found several pairs of soiled women's underwear on him, which the victim identified as her own."

"on him" as in his possession, or wearing? Big difference.

[Clankie]

He's cleared for a guest appearance with the underwear gnomes on South Park.