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March 30, 2018


Summer’s coming, and R.I.’s nudist campground needs a lifeguard

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jay Brandes, Al Barkafski, Bill Carver and Poker) 



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Nudist Johnson is looking for a naked lifeguard...

Remember, sometimes the people you see naked are people you really don't want to see naked. I would never go camping au naturale because I'm a mosquito magnet. There are some places on the human body where you just don't want a mosquito bite.

Imagine the added expense on sun tan lotion.

I would wear my leisure suit and a tie. I could safely go into water because both are made of polyester.

Those people are just too picky. I sent in an application along with a photograph. They rejected me because they thought I would scare the fish.

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