BUT YOU CAN WEAR A SUIT
Summer’s coming, and R.I.’s nudist campground needs a lifeguard
(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jay Brandes, Al Barkafski, Bill Carver and Poker)
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Summer’s coming, and R.I.’s nudist campground needs a lifeguard
(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jay Brandes, Al Barkafski, Bill Carver and Poker)
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Nudist Johnson is looking for a naked lifeguard...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 30, 2018 at 02:45 PM
Remember, sometimes the people you see naked are people you really don't want to see naked. I would never go camping au naturale because I'm a mosquito magnet. There are some places on the human body where you just don't want a mosquito bite.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2018 at 03:04 PM
Imagine the added expense on sun tan lotion.
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2018 at 03:18 PM
I would wear my leisure suit and a tie. I could safely go into water because both are made of polyester.
Posted by: Qaz | March 30, 2018 at 07:41 PM
Those people are just too picky. I sent in an application along with a photograph. They rejected me because they thought I would scare the fish.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2018 at 07:45 PM