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March 27, 2018

AND YOU THOUGHT HE WASN'T REAL

Woman arrested for making lewd comments to Easter Bunny

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane)

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Was the Easter Bunny Agent 57 (or whatever number) of "Get Smart" fame?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey...I can relate. I dressed up as Santa Claus for an apartment complex one year, standing near the road and waving at people to come in and check out the property. I had more women than you can imagine stop to check out Ol' St. Nick instead. Shocking!

Jim, Maxwell Smart was agent 86.
Why is a 54 year old woman having her picture taken with the Easter Bunny?

When my son was 7, he would read anything he could find. I got a note from his teacher just before Easter, asking us to screen his available material, because he found this gem (in Readers' Digest, of all places), and shared it with the class:
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So no one finds out he's screwing the chickens!"

When she shocked the Easter Bunny so bad he laid an egg, the police were called.

Send her to Washington.

Agent 44 and 13 were the two that were always disguised as mailboxes, etc.

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