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February 23, 2018

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "In that case, sir...")

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Mickey is still to this day my favorite Monkee. Despite his necking of a bottle.

I guess the take away is: Don't play with your organ nekkid. Or hand our food. Some people will simply not appreciate the "gestures",

‘Former’ Mason? Ha, that’s just what THEY want you to think.

These new recognition signals in the Craft are getting out of control. Why couldn’t they just stick with secret handshakes?

From the story:

"But he said his intentions were initially well-meaning and the night had got out of hand after downing a bottle of Johnny Walker whisky."

"I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink."

Ummm, okay...

Stick him back in that pipe organ and have someone play the complete set of Bach's Preludes and Fugues.

-wanderer- I like you idea but for sure terror I'd suggest Iron Butterfly's In A Gadda Da Vida.

A Whiter Shade of Pale.

Didn't Cheeseburgers for the Homeless open for Prostate Stimulation?

To be fair, aside from the pipe organ bit, haven't most of us had nights like this?

NotDave: This Simpsons clip is for you.

My grandfather also had an antique organ.

PirateBoy- That's one of my favorite episodes.
TNX

As one does.

Since he is in jail he cannot be called FREE mason.

There's nothing sadder than a damaged organ.

I'm concerned about the flooding. Organ pipes don't usually carry water.

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