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February 26, 2018

THEY WON’T GET FAR WITHOUT BATTERIES

Thief uses dildo to smash sex shop cabinet before stealing two 24-carat gold vibrators

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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He coulda used some love gloves.

There will be some buzz about this caper.

(cue the Shirley Bassey music...)

I'd check the location of the nearest Insta-Lube.

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