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February 10, 2018


Five reasons why you're farting so much

(Thanks to [Who else?] Le Petomane)


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6. Fun

Practice makes perfect.

Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.

It wasn't me.

Stop watching the evening news.

To fart or not to fart, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer
The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings
Or take action and blow out a bellyful of gas

Pull my finger

Barking spiders.

Southern ladies don't fart. We get the vapors and faint. Plus we always make sure we have a big dog around us so we can blame him.

Now where did I leave my aerosol spray can?

nursecindy- A lady never farts in public, she holds it until she finds a private place to expel, Lacking that she blames it on the servants.

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