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February 07, 2018


Man attacks family while naked and covered in oil in Pennsylvania

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Purple haze, all around
Don't know if my sock's I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that corn oil put a spell on me

Maybe he just wanted to be fricasseed?

I wonder where he was wearing the sock.

Why would he attack a naked family?

If the sock fits...you know the rest.

Frank - I think he was wearing the sock in the house.

Drug strengths sure have changed. The one time I tried blotter acid back in the dinosaur era, I spent 36 hours watching a ceiling fan.

From now on everyone will call him "Slick."

Dangling modifier alert! Did he attack the family in Pennsylvania, or was the Keystone State the location where he was anointed?

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