CSI: EW
Texas woman ‘intentionally defecated’ inside police cruiser to hide drugs
Also a Valentine’s Day card was involved.
(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Al Barkafski and Jeff Meyerson, who says “We do NOT pay our cops enough.”)
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One hates to ask, but if she went enough to HIDE A VALENTINE'S CARD in it, WTF were you eating, lady?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2018 at 09:50 AM
Encrapment!!
Posted by: Sean In Akron | February 25, 2018 at 10:08 AM
She shunta done it.
Posted by: OldPhil | February 25, 2018 at 10:21 AM
When you care enough to send the very best.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 25, 2018 at 10:30 AM
When you care to give the very blast....
because nothing says
Happy Valentines like...???
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2018 at 04:11 PM
Meanwhile, the English cops may still be waiting for their drug suspect to 'produce.'
Posted by: coscolo | February 25, 2018 at 08:16 PM
@coscolo--Last I saw, the PooWatch is up to 37 days. Maybe he will inspire a new Country-Western song: "When Your Blue Eyes Turn Brown."
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 25, 2018 at 09:52 PM