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February 25, 2018

CSI: EW

Texas woman ‘intentionally defecated’ inside police cruiser to hide drugs

Also a Valentine’s Day card was involved.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Al Barkafski and Jeff Meyerson, who says “We do NOT pay our cops enough.”)

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One hates to ask, but if she went enough to HIDE A VALENTINE'S CARD in it, WTF were you eating, lady?

Encrapment!!

She shunta done it.

When you care enough to send the very best.

When you care to give the very blast....


because nothing says
Happy Valentines like...???

Meanwhile, the English cops may still be waiting for their drug suspect to 'produce.'

@coscolo--Last I saw, the PooWatch is up to 37 days. Maybe he will inspire a new Country-Western song: "When Your Blue Eyes Turn Brown."

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