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February 02, 2018


Record number of condoms will be distributed at this year's Winter Olympics

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Michael Parry)


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Still the best bespoke willy-warmers.

Small, wrapped in the logo pf the Games - even the most celibate will be grabbing handfuls as souvenirs! Not necessarily an indication of Olympic orgies.

37 per athlete??
Is dehydration a concern?

I bet the lugers are the worst. They're on their back all day......

110,000 condoms distributed at the Winter Olympics. I would say it's going to be a really screwed-up affair, but it may be safer to say a friend told me this.

I wonder if curlers have to abstain before their competition.

"Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in."

awell, ya gotta have heat. It's winter!

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