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January 09, 2018


Burglar sues shop owner after he injured his testicles while robbing the premises

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)


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it takes all kinds. Funny

He's nuts.

You can say THAT again. judi.

I an awaiting the outcome of this case
before deciding on my new career.

As defense counsel, I would insist the plaintiff demonstrate in court how he suffered the injury. Several times, to be sure all the jurors see it.

I would pay a visit to the "victim's" lawyer's office, introduce myself, then promptly trip over his threshold, and announce that I'm suing him.
Although by the sound of this, he'd probably offer to represent me.

My first thought was the same as Gandalf's: The guy's nuts. Then it occurred to me, lack of nuts could be his problem.

I would say that I hope the stitches hurt but that would be so wrong and unprofessional.

In case he busts his stitches I've got my stapler ready.

Wait, he was trying to put his testicles back on the shelf when he hurt himself?

The man has a fool for a lawyer and a client. (Hint HInt)

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