THAT TAKES SOME BALLS
Burglar sues shop owner after he injured his testicles while robbing the premises
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
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January 09, 2018
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it takes all kinds. Funny
Posted by: Threresa | January 09, 2018 at 07:49 AM
He's nuts.
Posted by: Gandalf the Old | January 09, 2018 at 08:49 AM
You can say THAT again. judi.
Posted by: padraig | January 09, 2018 at 08:52 AM
I an awaiting the outcome of this case
before deciding on my new career.
Posted by: ron | January 09, 2018 at 09:41 AM
As defense counsel, I would insist the plaintiff demonstrate in court how he suffered the injury. Several times, to be sure all the jurors see it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 09, 2018 at 09:59 AM
I would pay a visit to the "victim's" lawyer's office, introduce myself, then promptly trip over his threshold, and announce that I'm suing him.
Although by the sound of this, he'd probably offer to represent me.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 09, 2018 at 10:40 AM
My first thought was the same as Gandalf's: The guy's nuts. Then it occurred to me, lack of nuts could be his problem.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 09, 2018 at 11:07 AM
I would say that I hope the stitches hurt but that would be so wrong and unprofessional.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2018 at 12:07 PM
In case he busts his stitches I've got my stapler ready.
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 09, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Wait, he was trying to put his testicles back on the shelf when he hurt himself?
The man has a fool for a lawyer and a client. (Hint HInt)
Posted by: funny man | January 09, 2018 at 02:00 PM