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January 24, 2018


Lawyer: Hotel valet gave his $300,000 Ferrari to wrong man

(Thanks to funny man)


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The plaintiff is an attorney named Skip. Bailiff, take him away.

I've had this happen to me several times.

He's innocent of grand theft because the valet gave him the keys?

In that case, sir, you are free to go.

But was the woman impressed, is my question.

That's why there have been so many Batmobiles.

That's how Clouseau lost his coat.

The lawyer obviously never saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Otherwise he would have never trusted his prized Ferrari to a valet.

“What is the third pedal?” is not a good way to begin driving any car.

I read that there is a new Ferrari/GPS gadget which automagically opens your garage door as you pull into the driveway.

Dave, how well does it work?

"Is this your car, sir?"

"......Yes. Yes, it is. This is DEFinitely my car."

Chong to Cheech, outside a restaurant: "Man, that guy gave me this car and five bucks!"

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