JESUS WILL BE ISSUED A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Tennessee man flips car five times after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel’
(Thanks to Dale Hartley and Rick Day)
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Tennessee man flips car five times after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel’
(Thanks to Dale Hartley and Rick Day)
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I wonder if Jesus carries an insurance card.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 26, 2018 at 08:30 AM
Sure, pick on the Mexican.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | January 26, 2018 at 08:30 AM
Jesus would never pass a DUI test. His blood is pretty much 100% wine.
Posted by: SeanF | January 26, 2018 at 09:42 AM
Apparently, Jesus wasn't wearing his glasses, and he left his Florida license in his other robe.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2018 at 10:20 AM
I myself am impressed. Flipping a car 5 times seems like some kinda miracle!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 26, 2018 at 10:24 AM
I'll bet Jesus would have properly used HIS turn signal.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2018 at 10:32 AM
Fortunately, Chad didn't even know he was having a bad day.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | January 26, 2018 at 10:45 AM
A search of England’s car revealed, according to WVLT, “six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for ‘huffing.'”
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2018 at 10:53 AM
Everyone knows the Lord drives a Plymouth.
Posted by: Wiredog | January 26, 2018 at 11:01 AM
I see a lot of much needed salavating with this unfortunate situation.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 26, 2018 at 11:08 AM
Jesus rode a donkey. They're self-driving.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2018 at 11:28 AM
Jesus isn't much of a co-pilot, is he?
Posted by: Elf Odin | January 26, 2018 at 11:44 AM
In reviewing the accident, police found this was the fifth car this guy had totaled at a high rate of speed without hurting himself.
Jesus might not be much of a driver, but he does seem to be good at keeping you from getting hurt in the wreck.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2018 at 12:09 PM
Jesus is just all right with him.
Posted by: Audrey II | January 26, 2018 at 12:35 PM
They nearly met in person.
Posted by: Rudolph | January 26, 2018 at 01:10 PM
Jesus doesn't want to take the wheel!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2018 at 01:58 PM
Jesus did not speak of his own Accord and God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 26, 2018 at 06:45 PM
Of course we all know, Jesus never learned to drive. The Bible would have mentioned it.
Posted by: funny man | January 27, 2018 at 01:38 PM