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He also had "I have a gub" tattooed across the back of his neck.
He was "demanding several brands of cigarettes"?
This guy truly is your Criminal Mastermind of the Week (so far).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 09, 2018 at 07:42 AM
"You care about your life?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I've got a great deal for you on term insurance."
"...Please shoot me now."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 09, 2018 at 07:45 AM
Remember the guy from LifeLock who put his Social Security number on the outside of a city bus to prove it was safe, and then got ripped off? I think this is him, he's gone round the bend.
Posted by: padraig | January 09, 2018 at 08:55 AM
padraig I wondered what had happened to the LifeLock guy. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2018 at 09:41 AM
NurseCindy and Padraig: Google "LifeLock Founder Felony". The guy who started LifeLock has a felony conviction - for stealing his father's identity!
Here's a linky.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 09, 2018 at 10:23 AM
I suspect there wouldn't be much benefit in stealing this guy's identity.
Posted by: Rudolph | January 09, 2018 at 11:00 AM
I've heard of people being concerned about the mark of the beast before. This is the first time I have heard of the mark of the swamp.
Posted by: Ron G in WA | January 09, 2018 at 12:07 PM
Great story PirateBoy. I had no idea he was a crook.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2018 at 12:11 PM
NC: Neither did I, until I was driving in to a meeting to negotiate a 5 year contract to bring their services to the company I work for. The morning news that day happened to feature the conviction of the CEO of LifeLock.
Needless to say, when we asked the lawyers to discuss that, they quickly ended the meeting, and we, just as quickly, selected another vendor.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 09, 2018 at 03:18 PM