'YOU'LL BLEED OUT BEFORE ANY HELP ARRIVES'
Lowell police urge shovel-wielding residents not to challenge snowplows
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Lowell police urge shovel-wielding residents not to challenge snowplows
(Thanks to Ralph)
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In winter, my bike ride would meet a snowplow at some point after the &&#@*/ fell. We worked out that he would take his coffee break until I went past. I was a part of the new guy training.
We call winter Mailbox Season with a betting pool as to who gets the next “it was like that when I got here” shrug. It’s a 50-50 split.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 23, 2017 at 01:22 PM
Good to know.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2017 at 01:44 PM
Also, you'll poke your eye out.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 23, 2017 at 02:29 PM
I'm thinking Stephen King ghosted this article for the Lowell Police Department. Kids reading this will have nightmares of encountering a snowplow for years.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 23, 2017 at 04:02 PM
I was cruisin' with my shovel late one night
When a snowplow pulled up on the right
He rolled down the window of his shiny new truck
And challenged me then and there try my luck
Posted by: FredKey | December 23, 2017 at 05:30 PM