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There are too many levels of stiffness to this story to mention.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2017 at 01:10 PM
The Farmers auto insurance ad for this should be interesting.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | December 22, 2017 at 01:39 PM
Hope that Farmer's insurance policy contains a "zipper clause".
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 22, 2017 at 02:00 PM
Hey, there is-a no Zipper Clause.
Is that sex toy in your pants...or are you just trolling for cops?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2017 at 02:27 PM
Where's the trunk monkey when you most need him?
Posted by: Jim | December 22, 2017 at 02:33 PM
The Allstate Mayhem Guy ad should be even more interesting.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 22, 2017 at 03:46 PM
He found a new way to drive a stick.
Posted by: Marc | December 22, 2017 at 04:02 PM
Sounds like he got a stiff penalty.
Posted by: Rudolph | December 22, 2017 at 05:43 PM
I thought I was the Lizard King?
Posted by: Jim Morrison (Breaking through from the other side) | December 22, 2017 at 06:37 PM
Penises have been causing men problems throughout history. Nothing new here.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 22, 2017 at 07:21 PM
Sex Toy in My Pants opened for . . .
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 23, 2017 at 07:04 AM
@ImNotDave: The Police?
Posted by: klezmerphan | December 23, 2017 at 10:28 AM
"...the man was given a ticket from the police for not wearing his seatbelt on Nov.30...".
Huh, in Texas we have to wear them all year.
Posted by: Dorkfish | December 23, 2017 at 11:20 AM